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[incorrectdarmok]

welcome to incorrectdarmok

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[yardsards]

people who haven't listened to the adventure zone: balance, which of these plot points is NOT real

a character eats the philosopher's stone

our protagonists bully an innocent child, rob him, and throw him off a train

the world's fate is altered after a woman is eaten by her umbrella

an entire town is full of clones of tom bodette

a clone of one of the protagonists is found in an abandoned costco

they find god in a bowl of almonds. they ignore the god and just eat the almonds

an overwatch player helps save the world by making some good tacos

the grim reaper is implied to be into tentacles

a century of knowledge is revealed by drinking fish pee

i have listened to taz balance

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[dyst-blogs]

new gender idea: guy who is super masculine and uses he/him pronouns, but every time someone acknowledges his gender or asks about it he switches to feminine presentation and she/her pronouns and refuses to acknowledge the change

[dyst-blogs]

sorry. *girl who is super feminine and uses she/her but everytime someone asks she switches to masc and he/him and refuses to acknowledge the change

[dyst-blogs]

sorry. *guy who is su-

[dyst-blogs]

hey. stop being funnier than me

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[gaphic]

a small, portable data stick is called a _

flashdrive

jumpdrive

thumbdrive

other (tell us in tags!)

[gaphic]

early discussion notes:

1: y'all 'USB stick' truthers are gonna have to update your worldviews for the age of USB-C, you realize

2:

calling these second-grade-reading-level terms 'fancy words' is a pretty hard self-own dude

[handageddon]

The differences are that the jumpdrive/thumbdrive/USB dongle goblin specifically refer to USB flash drives.

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[bodhisattvawithoutorgans]

Messed up how the parents rights movement is about enabling abuse and indoctrination rather than preventing "child protective services" from kidnapping and trafficking children away from their families and communities. The rights of indigenous parents aren't being championed by these parents rights advocates for some reason (you know why)

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[ilikeit-art]

[cartoondog]

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

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[rimpyspinkeye]

[krudman]

[tundrakatiebean]

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[viejospellejos]

Cómo picar a un italiano 🤌🏻

[lgbtunis]

RATING: NOT CUTE!

that italian man is showing clear signs of distress. you can see his e-

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[catboybeebop]

holding the dead heart of a machine the same way a fisherman holds the new record salmon he caught

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[mememoonbeam]